vom dot com: Things You Do In The Morning That I Will Not Tolerate
- Look at me.
- Speak to me.
- Cut in front of me in the line to get on the bus.
- Squeeze by me on the bus or train without saying “Excuse me”.
- Point out the glaring contradiction of #2 and #4.
- Order a scooped bagel.
- Listen to your music loudly.
what in the absolute hell is a scooped bagel????